It’s not always a blast being gay, ya know?

You know, sometimes I really wish I was a flaming queen…at least I wouldn’t have all these problems.

Being an incognito gay I am always getting hit on by women…and never men.   I also have a tendency to fall for straight/bi guys…and they are almost too much trouble to deal with.

Not a big queen fan, though.  If I wanted a woman I would get with a woman.  I am a man, who wants another man…not a boy, or a queen.

Jeez.  Don’t get me started.

Guess who hasn’t been doing much?

You got it right…me.  The author.

You are probably saying to yourself, why the fuck would he create this site and not use it.  I want the name postgayblog.wordpress.com and he already has it and his site sux.  These things are all true…and I don’t care.  I am sustained by your tears.

Get over it cause I am keeping the site up forever and ever.  Unless you want to pay me cash monies for the name…in that case, we might be able to come to some sort of agreement.

Talk to you soon.  Or probably not.

Love,

The Master of *this* Domain.

These things are true.

PostGay Exclusive!

Exclusive video of Barak “Osama” Obama at one of his heinous Muslim indoctrination camps!

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid271557392/bctid1641903205

Horrible!  And to think…people want to elect this guy?

Sheesh.

I for one am for that other guy.  The old one.  What’s his name…shit.  I can’t remember.  All I know is that his is not a Muslim (gasp!).

Hey…you kids…

They found me I don’t know how but they found me…MARTY!

So, just what do u think u are doing here?  I thought u knew I never updated this site and here I go and find like one person a day visiting.

Shame on you.  U know I never update this site.

Tsk. tsk.  I’m gonna tell your mother.

Well, check back.  I might just start to update things again.  Or I might be lazy and exhausted by this whole “Internets” thing.  One just never knows.

XXXOOO

Patrick

Question.

Do you feel safer in a CAGE?

LA-Z-BOY

 Raise your hand if you are lazy and not wanting to work on anything.

(raises hands)

Oh shit.  You caught me.  The exhausting search for interesting stories has made Hulk sleepy….so sleepy….

zzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZzzzZZZzzzz*snork*zzzzzzzzz

Domino, bitch.

Huckabee creeps me out…

Huckabee received 37% of the Republican vote in Wisconsin.

Clockwise from top left: douchebag son #1,  douchebag son #2,  douchbag daughter,  Huckabee,  douchebag dog,  douchbag wife

This is really starting to scare me.  Huckabee, the “Wal-Mart Reverend” has started to gain traction with the douchebag/asshole crowd.

Pretty soon McCain is going to have to ask him to be his vice president…and then he’ll really set himself up to lose the 08 election.

Praise Jesus.

!!! 

Now act fast! Virginity included!

This is supposed to be the biggest Star Wars collection, ever.  I doubt it.

It doesn’t even compare to my collection of My Little Pony figurines.  Or my huge quantity of TY plushies…

Amateur.

!!!