These things are true.

PostGay Exclusive!

Exclusive video of Barak “Osama” Obama at one of his heinous Muslim indoctrination camps!

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid271557392/bctid1641903205

Horrible!  And to think…people want to elect this guy?

Sheesh.

I for one am for that other guy.  The old one.  What’s his name…shit.  I can’t remember.  All I know is that his is not a Muslim (gasp!).

Hey…you kids…

They found me I don’t know how but they found me…MARTY!

So, just what do u think u are doing here?  I thought u knew I never updated this site and here I go and find like one person a day visiting.

Shame on you.  U know I never update this site.

Tsk. tsk.  I’m gonna tell your mother.

Well, check back.  I might just start to update things again.  Or I might be lazy and exhausted by this whole “Internets” thing.  One just never knows.

XXXOOO

Patrick

Question.

Do you feel safer in a CAGE?

LA-Z-BOY

 Raise your hand if you are lazy and not wanting to work on anything.

(raises hands)

Oh shit.  You caught me.  The exhausting search for interesting stories has made Hulk sleepy….so sleepy….

zzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZzzzZZZzzzz*snork*zzzzzzzzz

Domino, bitch.

Huckabee creeps me out…

Huckabee received 37% of the Republican vote in Wisconsin.

Clockwise from top left: douchebag son #1,  douchebag son #2,  douchbag daughter,  Huckabee,  douchebag dog,  douchbag wife

This is really starting to scare me.  Huckabee, the “Wal-Mart Reverend” has started to gain traction with the douchebag/asshole crowd.

Pretty soon McCain is going to have to ask him to be his vice president…and then he’ll really set himself up to lose the 08 election.

Praise Jesus.

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Now act fast! Virginity included!

This is supposed to be the biggest Star Wars collection, ever.  I doubt it.

It doesn’t even compare to my collection of My Little Pony figurines.  Or my huge quantity of TY plushies…

Amateur.

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Conspiracy of the Day

So all these underground cables around the middle east are being cut.  But I’m sure its nothing…

It’s not like that could be used to disrupt information or the trading of oil through monetary systems or anything…oh and the fact that 4 have been cut shouldn’t trouble you at all.  Go back to sleep…sleep, sleeeeeeep…..

Here:

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