I’m on to you Sarkozy…

I know what you are up to Sarkozy. Rebound relationships always seem like a good idea at the time. Trust me on this one.

My prediction: divorce within 6 months.

Come on S-Dogg…you know the drill, you are French for Christ sake! You’ll move on to some other strumpet in no time. Please, please don’t be stupid. Btw, you know your new wife, Carla Bruni, used to date Mick Jagger right? And by Mick Jagger, I mean the entire band + misc. roadies, and by date I mean getting gang banged in a dirty bathroom stall in Romania. It’s a tough truth but you knew she was a “working girl” when you met her.  She ain’t no Julia Roberts either.

Just taking one look at Sarkozy and you can tell he is pretty skilled at cunnilingus. He probably loves that shit. No wonder Carla is sticking around. You know its not for his HUGE JOHNSON. The French are not known for their large members. Oh yeah, that, and probably all the POWER Sarkozy wields like a big black cock. Women apparently love power…and money. That too. The mofo is probably so rich he can buy a decent sized penis to fuck her with.

Just looking at the two of them together makes me wretch. Ugh.

Sarkozy you stupid French hoon. Enjoy your slutty, broke-ass wife.  In hell.