Apple Macworld 08 is over…SPOOGE!

What a fanboy I am. I couldn’t wait to see what old Steve-O was going to roll out this time!

Color me…eh. I was expecting an update to Leopard and some other cool stuff this time but all we get is this remarkably thin laptop computer. (yawn.)

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m grateful and shiz, but eh….

I really have no need for a super thin laptop, esp. without the capabilities of my tried and true “regular” aka “losermobile” macbook. Hell mine’s even in white…not the black one all the LA hipsters carry around. (White covers up jizz stains) The MacBook Air contains a slower processer, no optical drive, and non-removable/replaceable memory, battery, and hard drive. I shit on it. It’s basically an ultra portable porn viewer. Convenient but not an absolute need.

I was hoping for more. Oh well…we shall see if its cool or not when I check it out in person.

Oh, and I’ll try to keep my jizz as far away from the Macbook “Air” as possible.